Total Medals Earned: 2,211 (From 387 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,780 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/85 points)
Fully clear a dungeon.
Reach a total fame of over 1000
Have over 50 Protection
Complete the Ascended campaign
Have over 10,000gp at one time.
Reach the bottom of the mystery dungeon
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 7/30 (35/270 points)
Kill 30 Soldiers
Kill 1 Soldier
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Score a Triple Kill
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Complete 50% of the missions
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 9/30 (45/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/430 points)
Destroy 150 boxes
Kill 100 enemies
Loot 200 coins in a single mission.
Kill 50 enemies in a single survival round.
Kill 250 enemies
Destroy 400 boxes. Do you hate or love them?
Loot 500 coins in a single mission.
Kill 500 enemies. Certified Crazy.
Kill 100 enemies in a single survival round.
Destroy 999 boxes. Why you do dis (╯°□°)╯
Loot 1000 coins in a single mission.
Kill 1000 enemies. Pure wicked!
Kill 200 enemies in a single survival round.
Beat all 3 levels.
Kill 500 enemies in a single survival round.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/12 (135/185 points)
Win a Battle 1st Try
16 Military Units
Earn 1000 Mana
Retreat 10 Units
Reclaim All Parts of Your Amulet
Heal 20 Units
Build a Level 4 Building
Kill 500 Baddies
Mine 10000 Gold
Use All Acts of God
Max Level a Unit
Finish the Game in Under 35 Days
Medals Earned: 4/13 (40/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/9 (150/500 points)
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
